January 2012
anybodylikeyou:
Maroon 5 featuring Christina...
“between now and next new year’s eve, you’ll be kissed thousands of times” - nivea commercial
what? no I won’t. I think you need to find the right audience because it def isn’t here
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pretty much the greatest person I know →
Unhealthy
dearoldlove:
I never talk about anyone as much as I talk about you. No one should care about another human being this much. It’s not healthy.
mynamekyle:
my resolution last year was 1440x900
this year it’s 1920x1080
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
on the first night he was here we went to dinner and a movie. he paid for dinner and I paid for the movie and it actually was really romantic that he let me do that. maybe romantic is the wrong word but it’s the only one that comes to mind. I said, I’ll pay for the movie and he said, sounds good. he didn’t protest at all. it sounds silly when I put it like that. I love him. crazy
I’m out to dinner with my mom and my sister and my mom’s friend. I feel kinda bad that I’m blogging right now but not bad enough to stop doing it. later we’re just going back to my friend’s house because I don’t have anything to do tonight and my mom feels sorry for me. gabe’s on his plane right now, I guess (he hasn’t texted me) and won’t land...
I have to write about this but I feel like if I put it down on paper it won’t be all mine anymore. all ours, I guess. but all mine, really.
today’s two years, man. that’s a lot of days (730). I don’t know. I think everyone forgot
December 2011
new years: blogging
christmas: blogging
birthday: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
funeral: blogging
talked to jesse but he is very busy and “out of it” and whatever so that went well
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
mybestfriendsam:
what an interesting year
i really need to fucking talk to jesse, except he’s busy and whatever and i don’t know what to do, like i could call him but i’d rather tell him in person but i don’t know if we’ll get any time alone to chat tomorrow but blah blah blah
folkthepainaway:
reblog if u kno teh difference b/w your you’re and a clarinet
“If there is such a thing as marriage, it takes place long before the ceremony;...”
– Simon Van Booy (via anatomyalice)
crazy to think that it’s almost the last day of the year. I don’t really remember much happening
Feminists Fuck Better.
livinglikeitsgolden:
‘I hate how the phrase ‘have some self respect’ is used to shame women who are comfortable with their sex lives. ‘Have some self respect’? I do respect myself, that’s why I wanna have a fucking orgasm tonight, thank you very much.’
- Unknown
That’s what I’m all about. Thank you.
gabe is here!!!! gabe!!!!! my baby’s at my house!!!!!
fun fact: orthodox Jewish men say a prayer every morning literally thanking god that they weren’t born women
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“And isn’t there sometimes ambiguity or mixed feelings in a dating...”
– The Guy’s Guide to Feminism by Michael Kaufman & Michael Kimmel
knittingandshit:
WHY DO MY FUCKING TITS HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING
sea-of-skittles asked: "Once a whore you’re nothing more, I’m sorry, that’ll never change." i knew there was a reason i hated paramore
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I was listening to people talk about antidepressants and whatever and they were saying that they didn’t want to take them because they didn’t want to be “numb,” because they didn’t want to not be able to feel anything.
and ok. I can kind of get that. in my experience that’s not really the way it works but that’s what people say about them and so I can see where these people are coming from.
...
GABE IS GOING TO BE AT MY HOUSE TOMORROW AHHHHH
I am so so so tired. I need to get some sleep. merry Christmas, though, to all of you. with love from the Internet’s favorite jew
I’m at a Christmas thing for little kids sitting in the corner of a train station blogging. this is one place I really do not want to be. I also really would not like to go out to dinner. I mean, I do, but now. not in two hours. in two hours I will just want to go home.
it’s really fucking cold, for one thing, like cold as balls, and it doesn’t feel like christmas. then again...
albiolright:
Go Jesus
It’s your birthday
We gonna party like its ya birthday
Gonna sip Bacardi like it’s ya birthday
And you know we don’t give a fuck cuz its ya birthday!
golly gee I don’t really feel well. I feel like something is missing but I don’t really know what. I mean I don’t think anything is actually missing but you know. Jesse is in the middle of the ocean today. on a boat
going to the movies with Saba tonight. we’re seeing the girl with the dragon tattoo. the book was really fucked up so we’ll see how that goes
I can’t stand when people are like, I wish I had your appetite. one of the side effects of one of my meds is a really small appetite. like, I feel sick almost every time I eat. that’s really not good - I feel like shit. and it’s considered rude not to eat a lot, whether at a friend’s house or a restaurant or even here, at my house, and so I end up either feeling guilty or...