February 2011
I am just the most hilarious person I know
no joke
I am that funny
SO
FUNNY
lately there's been an owl that hoots outside my...
it’s almost as comforting as the crickets in the summertime
January 2011
can we all please
take a moment of silence to remember my faithful lemon body wash
it has served me through many a shower
but this was its time
it’s gone back to god
RIP lemon body wash
you will be missed
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it was nice knowing all of you
if we never speak again you know why
it's like a pinkish purple spot on my toenail and...
oh my god i am going to die i can just feel it
like at first it looks like it could be nailpolish but it’s not and it’s like lodged inside oh my god it’s going to kill me
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if i ignore it do you think it will go away
c’mon there has to be at least one toenail doctor on this website
oh my GOD
there is something seriously wrong with my toe like i have no idea what is going on here i am so creeped out
Anonymous asked: why yo dun answer my kweshen i be workin hard on dat shiz i typt it out for yo all yo do is post dat shiz wtf do yo think yo do? i be workin n yo be postin wtf dat aint slight faair dude yo butter be tryin extra.
Anonymous asked: How are you holding up, m'dear? I hope you're fine.
-Angel
-Angel
live-for-a-living asked: http://hereswhatyouare.com/
selmazayer asked: I'm just gonna keep reblogging shittle from you. Thanks Sarah =)
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
heartbreaksdontbreakeven:
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
“Now listen, life is lovely, but I Can’t Live It. I can’t even explain. I know...”
– — Anne Sexton, A Self-Portrait in Letters (via bunnymitford) (via awritersruminations, bunnymitford)
waterintowine:
dmb / the space between
these...
anyone suffer emotional abuse as a kid?
I am having
a very, very, very shitty evening
“But emotional abuse is unique because it is designed to make the victim feel...”
– Andrew Vachss
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dotdotbracket:
Pyromania
an impulse to deliberately start fires to relieve tension. It typically includes feelings of gratification or relief afterward.
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i want you to know there is a way out
it isn’t easy and some days it feels like it’s impossible. maybe it will be the hardest thing you’ve ever had to do. but you can stop. i promise.
i am here for you and i am here to tell you that it is hard but you can do it. i know that you can stop and i will be so proud of you when you do. it doesn’t matter if you’ve been doing it for years or for months or for...
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watching "killing us softly"
the third one
interesting shit yeah
everything’s alright
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How old will the baby be once you've proved it was...
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today:
watch the rest of SNL
shower
read ab’s book
practice guitar
Anonymous asked: what's wrong?
“It is no surprise to me that hardly anyone tells the truth about how they feel....”
– Henry Rollins (via eletheowl)
William Goldman, The Princess Bride
palelimbs:
“I love you,” Buttercup said. “I know this must come as something of a surprise to you, since all I’ve ever done is scorn you and degrade you and taunt you, but I have loved you for several hours now, and every second, more. I thought an hour ago that I loved you more than any woman has ever loved a man, but a half hour after that I knew that what I felt before was nothing...
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dotdotbracket:
I am an idiot. I try so desperately to speak to you because I miss you so much. I realize how you don’t want to speak but I just don’t get it. It’s my fault mainly for getting so attached to you. I was looking back at old conversations today. I really wish you would talk to me. I really do.
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OH MY GOD
there’s a commercial on about a drug I took for like six months and how it leads to severe problems in the future oh my god WHAT IF I DIE why didn’t my dermatologist tell me
at least I can win up to seven million dollars there’s always that
I'm watching family guy
I’m hungry and I have nothing to do today
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Who's going to be single on the 14th of February?
perceivetheextraodrinary:
Face in the Crowd
dearoldlove:
I will always look for your face in the crowd. That, however, does not mean I want to see it.