February 2012
“Every day is so full of tornadoes; I can’t see straight anymore.”
– Jonathan Carroll, Voice of Our Shadow (via taylamp)
I have my license, I have my keys, I have no plans. what should I do?
SAT work it is!!!!!!!!
I am going to Delaware tomorrow. and then DC the day after that. I have to pack
“Do you think if they had switched the fairytales that they read to you in bed...”
– Bill Maher (via kyliedftba)
Now THIS is a good question. :)
grace o’malley is my ancestor. I am related to the Pirate Queen!
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“All good books have one thing in common—they are truer than if they had really...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via theskeletonofme)
At -90° Fahrenheit, your breath will freeze in midair and fall to the ground.
The infinity sign is called a “lemniscate.”
Charlie Chaplin once lost a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. He failed to even make the finals.
Butterflies are cannibals.
In 2004, the Ikea catalog overtook the Bible as the world’s most distributed publication - 145 million copies versus 25 million copies.
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY AND I GOT MY LICENSE
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY
okay wow OKAY tomorrow is my BIRTHDAY and if I pass my test I’ll get my LICENSE and I am so nervous that I feel like throwing up
big decision time: should I do SAT work or paint my nails
in negative six minutes I’m going on a driving lesson and then after that I’m going to volunteer. so basically: I do not want it to be today (a little late for that I suppose)
I just took a bunch of melatonin so hopefully that will help. I don’t want it to be tomorrow, or the day after. or any other day, really. don’t really want it to be any day ever again come to think of it
god I don’t want to have a driving lesson tomorrow or take my driver’s test on wednesday. also I’m so fucking tired and my head it feels strange
“No one could blame American women here if they all suddenly decided to leave the...”
– John Oliver on American contraception debates, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
Who’s with me? Country-wide walk out. (via the-womanifesto)
my dog has a heart murmur and cataracts so he’s basically blind but can’t have surgery because of the heart murmur and now they think he has diabetes.
I’ve been productive today. I’ve finished two psych assignments, started my English paper, and now I’m working on my National Honor Society application. I also showered and brushed my hair and emptied the dishwasher. so pretty crazy day, all things considered.
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I saw chronicle tonight. it was okay - pretty good, even, until the end. the end sucked. I’d give it a 5 or 6 out of 10, probably.
you’re welcome for my review
I mean I still probably won’t point out that anything’s wrong but whatever it’s a step in the right direction
I’m going to stop saying things are okay when they aren’t okay
with darling sweet Jesse. we’re going to go to the movies later with a friend of his I’ve never met. right now he’s upstairs getting changed, and there’s a window open in this room so it’s nice and cool. like summer but not as nice. in the summertime I’d be drinking iced tea and wearing shorts and there would be crickets chirping. but close enough for now.
Nuts and Bolts: “Thought” Verbs
putmedownpunk:
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Friends With Different Benefits
dearoldlove:
I need us to stay friends. And not friends with benefits. Except maybe sometimes you could stay over and I could sleep in your arms and we could pretend you haven’t broken my heart.
Anonymous asked: are you going to be lonely on your birthday?
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I wonder how you’d feel if only you knew
I left my headphones at the store today which makes me Angry and Sad
oh sweet, oh darling, oh precious little one -
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like I understand my friends hanging out without me because they do that all the fucking time but honestly why post pictures on Facebook I mean come the fuck on
sitting here, i want to write but i can’t - i’ve eaten too much and i can’t think straight. i can see the light from the TV flashing on an envelope, of all things. my dog is trying to find the food that i already threw away and i don’t know what to tell him. i’m trying to watch the latest episode of SNL but it’s not funny - i mean, nothing’s really funny...