hey my name is sarah and i like dmb and feminism and lil bub and arrested development and the bugle and makeup and talking about sex. i say "like" and "literally" a lot and i am absolutely hilarious (hilarious i tell you) and i'm sure there's a few other things

hottie(s) checking me out

I can’t believe apple hasn’t dealt with the “Messages (Saved)” problem

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(via daisyfairy)

coolator:

1. Going to bed at 9:30 pm (unless survivor is on)
2. A trip to ikea
3. Turning off the lights and playing the question game
4. Missionary, 3 minutes

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It’s fucked up but I’m actually HAPPY to be getting these adorable zit/cysts on my cheeks before my period, because that hasn’t happened the last few cycles - since I started the nuvaring - and I think it means everything in me is slowly getting back to normal!! :-)

overlypolitebisexual:

be your OWN problematic fave

(via kristyskrushers)

stfuprolifers:

FUCK YES, MASSACHUSETTS.

(via becauseiamawoman)

An Infinite List of Favorite Collections - Paolo Sebastian S/S 2014-15 Haute Couture

(via -eliesaab)

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via fake-mermaid)

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

(via 302point5)

so-nerdy-it-hurts:

There are over 526 million black women in the world, all with different appearances, and your racist ass is going to say not liking black women is a ‘preference’, when the only damn thing they all got in common physically is their blackness? Sure, honey. 

(Source: cardozzza, via sleepnymph)

Should I have Taco Bell or a bagel for lunch

sticksstonesandherringbones:

Little dragon watercolor sketch from last week’s Drink and Draw

sticksstonesandherringbones:

Little dragon watercolor sketch from last week’s Drink and Draw

themed by cory hunlin for tumblr.