hey my name is sarah and i like dmb and feminism ♀ and lil bub and arrested development and the bugle and makeup and talking about sex. i say "ok" and "basically" a lot and i am absolutely hilarious (hilarious i tell you) and i'm sure there's a few other things

testimonials:

you do really cool eyeliner and look mean sometimes! - matt

i love you, and also i am terrified of your wrath - willy

hottie(s) checking me out

So far today I wrote four pages of an essay and smoked a lil tiny bowl and bought my boyfriend a coffee and now we are maybe going to go to a museum and then I will do work and eat dinner possibly and then I will see my friend Jesse and kiss him on the head

my twin sister goes to a different school than me and my mom keeps being freaked out because we keep calling her at the same time and stuff like that

Writing this research paper feels a little bit like getting my brain sucked out. Which is to say: I have written four pages but haven’t exactly decided on a concrete topic yet

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: swellsea, via fake-mermaid)


Claude Monet
Roses (Les Roses) (1925–26)

Claude Monet

Roses (Les Roses) (1925–26)

(Source: bofransson, via simplykhaleesi)

parents: you need to go out more
parents: you need to exercise more
parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
parents: why are you getting angry

foxhero:

*browses own blog* amazing

(Source: foxhero-moved, via fake-mermaid)

xetsaphoto:

Jazz - Red Merle Australian Shepherd
Opal - Black Tri w/ Brindle Points Cardigan Welsh Corgi

xetsaphoto:

Jazz - Red Merle Australian Shepherd

Opal - Black Tri w/ Brindle Points Cardigan Welsh Corgi

(via handsomedogs)

listsforthefuture:

  • Flowers grow backwards
  • Making the choice difficult
  • To eat the fruit or
  • Wait for it to bloom

Today I went to build-a-bear then visited with some comfort dogs

themed by cory hunlin for tumblr.