hey my name is sarah and i like dmb and feminism and lil bub and arrested development and the bugle and makeup and talking about sex. i say "like" and "literally" a lot and i am absolutely hilarious (hilarious i tell you) and i'm sure there's a few other things

hottie(s) checking me out

recentgooglesearches:

how to cry at work without anyone noticing 

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bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

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Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men.”
– John Stoltenberg  (via screaming-whale)

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prayforprada:

Me blogging

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magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”

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so basically i’m supposed to be interning at my place of work for like, a very small stipend. except today i got a call that, nope, they actually need me to fill in for someone with a real and actual legitimate job, so they’re going to start, like, paying me for the next two weeks (basically all the time i’ve got left there). and it’s like….what? i’m going from working three days to five and slightly longer hours and the pay is really great but i just cannot believe there is no one in this company more qualified than a 19 year old college soon-to-be-sophomore to do this job 

ANYWAY i might not be on here as much is sort of the point of this post. for the like, two of you (lindsay and m) who care

eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

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pretaportre:Detailing, Chanel Haute Couture, Fall 2014 │ via Fashionising. 

pretaportre:

Detailing, Chanel Haute Couture, Fall 2014 │ via Fashionising

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magnolia tree pattern by sanderson

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themed by cory hunlin for tumblr.