hey my name is sarah and i like dmb and feminism and lil bub and arrested development and the bugle and makeup and talking about sex. i say "like" and "literally" a lot and i am absolutely hilarious (hilarious i tell you) and i'm sure there's a few other things

hottie(s) checking me out

hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

(via fake-mermaid)

meg-online:

Kelsey Weaver

(Source: digbicks)

virginsacrificer:

i thought i was the only horny sarcastic introverted genius third wheel stuck up asshole until i discovered this blue internet support group and i’ve been an active member of it since then

(via meg-online)

meg-online:

my mom doesn’t like when i say “hella” because it has a bad word in it (lol) so now i’ve started saying hecka and i just sound like a total douchebag

slydigged:

sexual orientation: not u

(Source: cynicalslut666, via fake-mermaid)

paintdeath:

full time hoe online….very shy hoe irl

(via peony-prince)

An Infinite List of Favorite Collections - Krikor Jabotian S/S 2013 Haute Couture

(via -eliesaab)

phantom-quantum:

Sad? Disappointed? Draw offensive bunnies.

phantom-quantum:

Sad? Disappointed? Draw offensive bunnies.

(via katefrets)

Dior 2011 vs. Gauthier 2007 

(Source: poisoned-apple, via achillles)

poopflow:

When I die turn my ashes into a text post

(Source: lazar3tto, via fake-mermaid)

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