well. almost everything. hey my name is sarah and i like dmb and feminism and arrested development and the bugle and talking about sex. i say "ok" and "basically" a lot and i am absolutely hilarious (hilarious i tell you) and i'm sure there's a few other things

hottie(s) checking me out

Cornify

(Source: hulah, via nahthatsnotveryraven)

Anonymous: The Gargoyle! What did you think of the snake? It confused me as i read the book- what's its significance?

I don’t know quite how to put it - the bitchsnake was like the voice in his head but it was also a side effect of his addiction to morphine

I wish I had a TV in my shower

John Oliver: An 83 year old nun successfully broke into a Tennessee depleted uranium storage facility...
Andy Zaltzman: (Breaks into hysterics)
John Oliver: Yes...yes, and that sentence isn't even over
It is unfair to ask a woman to leave aside her personal experience and discuss feminist issues in the abstract. You are discussing the stuff of her life. Asking her to “not make it personal” is to ask her to wrench her womanhood from her personhood. Don’t play Devil’s advocate. Seriously. Just don’t.”

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

(via partybarackisinthehousetonight)

Me: * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Friend: no.

thebluthcompany:

Hey, just a quick reminder that ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT RETURNS NEXT WEEK. That’s all.

(via exodiatheforbiddenone)

br000t: healthy-mind-body-me: the fuck am i suppose to do with this i have honestly never laughed so hard in my entire life

br000t:

healthy-mind-body-me:

the fuck am i suppose to do with this

i have honestly never laughed so hard in my entire life

(Source: boutchu, via grrrl-boner)

bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

(via grrrl-boner)

holdnoquarter: Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

(via pyrexia)

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katymonster: My favorite thing I’ve ever done.

katymonster:

My favorite thing I’ve ever done.

(via ineedtothinkofatitle)

Anonymous: what are 5 of your favorite books

* Skippy Dies by Paul Murray
* Full Frontal Feminism by Jessica Valenti
* Nothing to be Frightened of by Julian Barnes
* King Dork by Frank Portman
and I just finished The Gargoyle by Andrew Davidson and really liked that. so!

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