hey my name is sarah and i like dmb and feminism and lil bub and arrested development and the bugle and makeup and talking about sex. i say "like" and "literally" a lot and i am absolutely hilarious (hilarious i tell you) and i'm sure there's a few other things

hottie(s) checking me out


July 31, 1980. Happy birthday, Harry Potter.
July 31, 1980. Happy birthday, Harry Potter.

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panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

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Makeup at Versace RTW S/S 2010

Makeup at Versace RTW S/S 2010

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queefjerkey:

how many tumblr followers do you have mom

yeah that’s what i thought

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I will honest to god be shocked if no one at this train station shoves someone off the platform at this point

smalldeedsdunn:

Queens County Farm Museum , 2014

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freelittle-soul:


Most magical little pond i’ve ever come across

freelittle-soul:

Most magical little pond i’ve ever come across

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wasbella102:

By Becca Stadtlander

wasbella102:

By Becca Stadtlander

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mulberry-cookies:

Elie Saab S/S Haute Couture 2011

mulberry-cookies:

Elie Saab S/S Haute Couture 2011

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rapunzelie:

things i don’t own enough of
• lingerie
• candles
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them

Excuse me none of the above items are useless

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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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na-kim:

Don’t, gouache and pencil on paper, 2013. Na Kim

na-kim:

Don’t, gouache and pencil on paper, 2013. Na Kim

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